This diary began as Mums New Years resolution to get me to write. She told me to write when I am doing my big business. Five to eight minutes max! she said. I dont want you to develop piles! And so my writing in the bathroom began. My entries started with the boring old stuffthen Mum got this new job as a writer and, following her around, I got to do fun stuff, like ogle at deformed frogs, see into the future with a fortune-telling parrot and wow at a life-sized F1 car made of chocolate! Thats how I got more interesting things to write about. Plus, I had to deal with an EVIL bully who was tormenting me at schoolthank goodness for my best friends, Alvin and Anthony, we rallied against the bully and got through the year with lots of adventures and good fun!